Come join in the carols for Christmas

When ‘tis held man was given fresh hope

A future of peace and harmony

Joy past the common scope

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No-one explained to the turkeys

Or gave them any choice

What roast might grace the tables

Because  they didn’t have a voice

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Politicians saw the lesson in this

And put Brexit to a turkeys’  vote

So fault can’t  be laid at Parliament’s door

Fake claims not traced to a scapegoat

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Sadly, the turkeys voted for Christmas

Two years later there still is no deal

A date was fixed for December

When all might dine on a BreXmas meal

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So enjoy if you can your turkey

Though the Brussels might stick in your throat

Britain divided, scorned and laughed at

As we push off in our rickety boat