Come join in the carols for Christmas
When ‘tis held man was given fresh hope
A future of peace and harmony
Joy past the common scope
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No-one explained to the turkeys
Or gave them any choice
What roast might grace the tables
Because they didn’t have a voice
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Politicians saw the lesson in this
And put Brexit to a turkeys’ vote
So fault can’t be laid at Parliament’s door
Fake claims not traced to a scapegoat
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Sadly, the turkeys voted for Christmas
Two years later there still is no deal
A date was fixed for December
When all might dine on a BreXmas meal
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So enjoy if you can your turkey
Though the Brussels might stick in your throat
Britain divided, scorned and laughed at
As we push off in our rickety boat