ALWAYS

The Pope is Catholic.

Triangles have three sides.

The first cup of tea of the day tastes best.

There is suffering in the world.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

The ceiling of self-worth is fixed by your upbringing.

 

SOMETIMES

Your spouse/partner can be right.

You can kick the habit.

Politicians are honest.

Lying can be for the best.

Children should be seen but not heard.

Karma feels real.

Buttered bread lands butter side up when dropped.

Lottery winners deserve what they get.

Faeces happen.

You can make an omelette without breaking eggs.

Age brings wisdom.

The path less travelled is better.

Love Hurts

 

OFTEN

You are right.

Pets are a good thing.

What goes up must come down.

Entropy increases.

Little, but often, is better.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Kindness has its own rewards.

Up to half the clothes in your wardrobe don’t fit anymore.

Your queue is slower than the others.

There is light at the end of the tunnel.

 

NEVER

You will be younger tomorrow.

Our minds can comprehend the universe.

Someone knows EXACTLY how you feel.

One more won’t hurt.

There are some victimless crimes.

St Swithun’s day works.

Every cloud has a silver lining.