In case stranded on a small desert island

Perhaps I should make advance plans

I’ll need a way to find some fresh water

And should think now about stockpiling cans

All alone, I’ll need a good hobby

So won’t come to the end of my tether

I’ll learn how to rub sticks to make fire

And build a roof to protect from poor weather

But the luxury I must have at all costs

Isn’t clothing, so I’ve no chance to freeze

It’s a supply of what I love eating

Yes, you’ve guessed it, I’m talking of cheese

Cheshire is nice when it’s crumbly

Blue stilton packs a bit of a punch

Brie is for faint-hearted softies

Survivors eat Cheddar for lunch