How dare you tell me what to do
Can’t you see I am full grown
You think you know what’s best for me
I can manage on my own
You can’t be right all the time
You’ve ruled the roost too long
Why should I follow your advice
I’m not dancing to that song
I will do what I want to do
And make up my own mind
I don’t need your help these days
Hush please, if you’d be so kind
If I’m in a bind, I’ll sort it out
By giving it plenty of thought
Then, if and when, I’ve tried but failed
You’ll be my last resort.
When sun blessed days are but memories
Fresh talc and terry-towelling smell
Not now, see, I’m in such a rush
How to master a cat…?
Of the myriad species with us here
Through holocaust and atom bomb yield
Only fools gravely utter